Bruce Lee is my Homeboy Shirt

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Own this 100% Cotton Bruce Lee Is My Homeboy T-Shirt. This shirt is preshrunk, machine washable, and available in a variety of sizes. To buy one of these limited quantity shirts press the orange button above now.

Bruce Lee was born on 27 November 1940, when little Bruce tumbled out of his mother, drop kicked the doctor through the wall, and then made out with all three nurses in the room.

In July of 1945, Einstein realized the formula E=Bruce Lee. The Illuminati pleaded with four year old Bruce to jump on an airplane bound for Japan. Bruce had not broken a sweat after vaporized a good part of Hiroshima, so decided to continue his exercise on Nagasaki.

Bruce Lee's fists travel at four times the speed of light, Bruce was known to occasionally punch into the past to knock out what he called "bad mannered" dinosaurs, just because he could.

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